Solely In Black and White: The Final

Thursday, June 17, 2010

The Final


For your final I have posted a resume that is a "modified" version of a real one, seriously. Based on what you have learned and your personal experiences with resumes please provide your honest feedback. Good Luck. ( for the record this exam was created by one of the teacher's assistant ;-) )






Harry Klutz
0 Briar Place
Woodmere, NY 11598
(917) 330-0523







Bio:
Age: 25
Height: 5' 11"
Born and Raised: Lawrence, NY
Shul: Y.I. of Lawrence-Cedarhurst (Rabbi Kagan)
Occupation: Fellow, Super Financial Giant Co. Leadership Training Initiative

Family:
Parents:

Donald and Barbra Klutz


  • Donald – Chief Financial Analyst, Biggest Bank Co.
  • Barbra – English Teacher, Bnos Rochel of Boro Park

Siblings:



  • Chava - oldest, married to Shmuel Klumsy (of Far Rockaway). Lives in Miami, 3 kids. VP of HR at Big Corporation Inc. Shmuel is operations manager at Super Businesses Ltd.
  • Moshe - married to Shira Klumsier (of Baltimore). Lives in Teaneck. 2 kids. Sr. Trader, Bank of Banks. Shira is pediatrician with local practice.
Education:
College: NYU '09 - B.S. in Accounting, Computer Science (Double Major)
Yeshiva: Sha'alvim (2 years)
High School: DRS '03


Personality Traits:
Clever, well-spoken, motivated, sociable, thoughtful, and dependable.


Religious Observance:
MO machmir. Watches TV, listens to non-Jewish music. Daily learning, minyan. Interested in making aliyah.

Seeking:
Elegant, ambitious, enjoyable, talkative, affable, interested in making aliyah, willing to live in Brooklyn, planning on covering hair, dresses tznius.


    
References: 
Rabbi Kagan (Rav) - (516) 456-7890 
Mr. Shimon Butterfingers (family friend) (718) 654-3210 
Chaim Bumbler (close friend) (347)123-7890

5 comments:

  1. I copyrighted the name Harry. My lawyer will be contacting you in the near future :-)

    Btw i have skype built into my browser, and all the phone numbers that you wrote, now have a skype linked to them. Amusing.

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  2. Rabbi Teitelbaum is currently the Rav of the YI of Lawrence-Cedarhurst. Unless you didn't want to drag him into this . . .

    Oh, 5'11". In my experience, dead giveaway for 5'7". If he actually was 5'11", he could've just said 6" already.

    Since I've slept through your classes, I can say that personality, religion, and what seeking are unnecessary. Are you gonna fail me?

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  3. @harry-er than them all:
    Let me know when you have a Cease and Desist Order. :-P

    Cool. Give’em a call and see what they have to say about their buddy Harry. (okay, maybe not, I don’t know what would happen)

    @Data
    Dragging real Rabbis into this was not the intention. Let just say someone didn’t do their homework when making this resume…. :-/

    Really? How can someone 5’7” fake being 5’11”? That’s just bizarre!

    Correct. Since you got the right idea I won’t fail you, but you will lose points for “unsatisfactory class participation.” :-) although you could still change that… ;-)

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  4. I have been blatantly LIED to about height. And as I'm tall, it can get awkward when a guy shows up in fictional height. 5'11" = 5'7", I kid you not.

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  5. You know tall girls lie about their height too…

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